Believe it !! Alcohol can be productive at work...

It leads to more honest communication.

It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

It reduces stress.

Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

It reduces complaints about low pay.

It encourages carpooling.

It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.