Computers are Like Men...

·   In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

·   They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.

·   They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

·   As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.

·   They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

Computers are Like Women...

·   No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

·   The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

·   Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

·   As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

·   You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.