One friend: How was your exam?

Blonde: It was okay but I couldn’t answer the past tense of THINK. I thought, thought and thought and then I wrote "THUNK".

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A Blonde won Rs 20 crore on a $ 20 lottery ticket.

The dealer gave her $ 11 million after deducting tax.

Blonde to dealer: Give me Rs 11 million or give me back my $ 20!

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A Lady comes to bookstore where Blonde is store manager.

Lady to Blonde: Where is the self-help section?

Blonde: Won't tell you

Lady: Why not?

Blonde: If I told you it would defeat the purpose.