One friend: How was your exam?
Blonde: It was okay but I couldn’t answer the past tense of THINK. I thought, thought and thought and then I wrote "THUNK".
A Blonde won Rs 20 crore on a $ 20 lottery ticket.
The dealer gave her $ 11 million after deducting tax.
Blonde to dealer: Give me Rs 11 million or give me back my $ 20!
A Lady comes to bookstore where Blonde is store manager.
Lady to Blonde: Where is the self-help section?
Blonde: Won't tell you
Lady: Why not?
Blonde: If I told you it would defeat the purpose.