Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Missing dog and wife. Reward for dog.

I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life.

MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE! .

I'm in shape ... round is the shape.

Beat the evening rush hour, leave work at noon! .

Woman make great leaders, you're following one.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?