Johnson's Corollary: Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organization.

Kramer's Law: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

Larkinson's Law: All laws are basically false.

Law Of The Perversity of Nature: You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.

The Law of the Too Solid Goof: In any collection of data, the figures that are obviously correct beyond all need of checking contain the errors. Corollary 1: No one you ask for help will see the error either. Corollary 2: Any nagging intruder, who stops by with unsought advice, will spot it immediately.

Robert E. Lee's Truce: Judgment comes from experience; experience comes from poor judgment.