A successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I madly love my daughter, and I welcome you into the family," said the man.

"To show you my love, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my new business. All you have to do is go to the factory and learn the operations." The son-in-law interrupted, " I can't stand the noise. I hate factories. "

"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well then you'll work in the office and take care of the administration work." "I hate administrative work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."

"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you a half owner of a new company, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What do you think am I going to do with you?"

"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out!!!"