CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN: It Still Does Nothing

SCSI: System Can't See It

DOS: Defunct Operating System

WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too

PnP: Plug and Pray

APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

IBM: I Blame Microsoft

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs