Bill Clinton died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As he stood in front of the Lord, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?" God answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time one lies, the hands on his clock will move."

"Oh," said Bill Clinton, "Whose clock is that?”That's Abraham Lincoln. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. "And whose clock is that? "That's Nixon's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Nixon’s only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Bill Clinton asked, "Where's George Bush's clock?" His clock is in my office", replied God, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan.