Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.

Active socially: Drinks heavily.

Alert to company developments: An office gossip.

Average: Not too bright.

Charismatic: No interest in any opinion but his own.

Competent: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.

Consults with co-workers often: Indecisive, confused, and clueless.

Consults with supervisor often: Pain in the ass.

Delegates responsibility effectively: Passes the buck well.

Demonstrates qualities of leadership: Has a loud voice.

Excels in sustaining concentration but avoids confrontations: Ignores everyone.

Gets along extremely well with superiors and subordinates alike: A coward.

Happy: Paid too much.

Identifies major management problems: Complains a lot.

Indifferent to instruction: Knows more than superiors.

Internationally known: Likes to go to conferences and trade shows in Las Vegas.

Is well informed: Knows all office gossip and where all the skeletons are kept.

Keen sense of humor: Knows lots of dirty jokes.

Listens well: Has no ideas of his own.

Use all available resources: Takes office supplies home for personal use.

Quick thinking: Offers plausible excuses for errors.

Should go far: Please.

Slightly below average: Stupid.

Straightforward: Blunt and insensitive.

Strong adherence to principles: Stubborn.

Tactful in dealing with superiors: Knows when to keep mouth shut.

Takes advantage of every opportunity to progress: Buys drinks for superiors.

Uses time effectively: Clock watcher.

Will go far: Relative of management.

Willing to take calculated risks: Doesn't mind spending someone else's money.