Drug Dealers

Software Engineers

"The first one is free”

"Download a free trial version"

Have important South-Asia connections (to help move the stuff)

Have important South-Asia connections (to help debug the code)

Strange jargon: "Stick", "Rock", "Dime bag", "E"

Strange jargon: "TCP/IP", "XML", "Java", "SQL"

Realize that there's a ton of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market

Realize that there's a ton of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market

Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, more potent mixes

Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines

Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers

Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists

Their products cause unhealthy addictions.

DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem3D.; Enough said.

Do your job well and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you

Damn! Damn! DAMN!