• Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

• ..Every morning is the dawn of a new error...

• I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.

• If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

• Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home someday.

• Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

• Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.