A lady was on a plane, arriving from Switzerland.  She found herself seated next to a nice priest.

She asked him,  " Excuse me Father, could I ask you a favor  ? "

The priest replied,  " Of course my child.  What can I do for you  ? "

I have a small problem and wonder whether you could help.  I bought myself a new sophisticated women's hair remover gadget, for which I paid an enormous sum of money.  I have really gone over the cutoms duty declaration limits.  As I do not have enough money to pay duty, I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs.  Do you think you could hide it under your cassock  ? "

The priest replied,  " Of course I could, my child.  But, you must realize that being a priest, I can not lie  ! "

The lady said,  " You have such an honest face Father.  I am sure they will not ask you any questions "

So, she gave him the  ' Hair remover '  gadget, which the priest put under his cassock.  The aircraft arrived at its destination.  The priest presented himself to one of the customs officers.

He asked the priest,  " Father, do you have anything to declare  ? " The priest replied truthfully,  " Son . . . . from the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare "

Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked,  " And from the sash down father, what do you have  ?"

Again the priest replied truthfully,  " Son . . . . I have there a marvelous little instrument destined for use by women, but . . . . which has never been used  ! "

Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said,  " Go ahead Father.  Next person please . . . . . !!! "