The owner of a large factory paid a surprise visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post. "Just how much are you being paid a week?" asked the owner angrily. "Five hundred bucks," replied the man.

Taking out a bills from his wallet, the owner counted out $500, slapped the money into the boy's hands, and said "Here's a week's pay -- now get out and don't show your face again!"

Turning to his supervisors, he said "How long has that lazy bum been working here?"

"He doesn't work here," said the supervisor. "He was just here to deliver a pizza!"