Typically Government Offices in developing countries have peculiar set of rules. Though this appears in section of jokes, it is not a joke, but reality, the way Government offices function in some countries

1. If it rings, put it on hold.

2. It clanks, call the repairman.

3. If it whistles, ignore it.

4. If it's a friend, take a break.

5. If it's the boss, look busy.

6. If it talks, take notes.

7. If it's handwritten, type it.

8. If it's typed, copy it.

9. If it's copied, file it.

10. If it's Friday, forget it