MARKETING:
One of the luckiest of all signs, because you chose a major in college which no one could really explain, which led to a job with responsibilities that no can really delineate, which makes it next to impossible to fire you for not doing your job. You know what it takes to get ahead--after all, you conned them into paying you all this money anyway, didn't you?

INTERNET/SOFTWARE ENGINEER: 

Once the brunt of all playground jokes, you are now the geek that has inherited the Earth to become the Rock-Star of the 21st Century. Hey, dot com, will you?

CUSTOMER SERVICE:

All that cheery, positive & chirpy stuff is your cover. You really have a duplicitous side that gives you a talent for mass deception. F--- you is the silent mantra in your head, as you throw daggers with your brain through the flesh of whichever insane idiot is coming to you NOW with their unimportant, petty problems, all the while keeping that smile firmly in place so no one's the wiser. Thank you for calling. Have a Good Day.

TECHNOLOGY SUPPORT SPECIALIST:

Seeing Doom as a metaphor for life, you are happier being around machines than with people. Your sign is the one most likely to "go postal" when you are interrupted from your game of Asheron's Call to fix the network for yet a third time.

ACCOUNTING: 
Smarter than many of your coworkers, you suffer from the unsexiest of jobs syndromes. Numbers crunching, after all, does nothing to improve those abs. You also suffer from the Pollyanna syndrome of thinking that everything in life has to come out balanced and even, and that companies actually have to make money in order to be successful. Couple of words of advice for you. Amazon. EBay. MP3.com. All losing money. Stocks are still up. Get over yourself.

WEB DESIGNER:

Struggling to come to grips with the deepest questions of human existence, since you know better than anyone that you can't even believe what you see with your own eyes anymore in this Photoshop-ready world, your sign is one of the most sensitive of the zodiac. Of course, that could have something to do with all your tattoos and body piercing.

SALES:
The most scent-oriented of all the signs, you think nothing of slapping on a little extra cologne or perfume--to mask the scent of blood when you dive in to nail that client to that extended service contract they really didn't need. Of course, the four course, 2 drink lunch you put on the company's expense account probably would have had that covered.

MIDDLE MANAGEMENT/  "TEAM LEADERS: 

Always looking over your shoulder to see who's coming up on your back, you are the most insecure of all the signs, probably because anybody with half a brain could do your job. Not sure if that's true? Hey, why not schedule a meeting so you can discuss the veracity of that statement for a couple of hours, it's not like there's anything else that needs to get done. Targeted for dates by social climbers looking to go to the top, who will learn the hard way that you can only sleep your way to the middle.

....contd..