The government does some strange things. It puts a high tax on liquor and then raises the other taxes that drive people to drink.

Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green and then wind up in the hole.

The tax collectors take up so much of your earnings to balance the budget that you just can't budget the balance.

Drive carefully, be safe. The government needs every taxpayer he can get.

The attitude of the government toward hidden taxes is not to do away with them, but to hide them better.

One of the great blessings about living in a democracy is that we have complete control over how we pay our taxes . . . cash, check or money order.

The rich and the poor are alike. They both complain about taxes.