A fool and his money are soon parted. The rest of us wait until income tax time.

A man's home is his castle. At least that's how he feels when he pays taxes on it.

The honeymoon is over when the bride begins to feel like she was never anything but a tax deduction to him.

Nothing makes a person more modest about their income than to fill out a tax form.

The income tax forms have been simplified beyond all understanding.

It's too bad for the middle income person. They earn too much to avoid paying taxes and make too little to afford paying them.

After a man pays his income tax, he knows how a cow feels after she's been milked.