WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY .........= Too ugly to get a date

INDEPENDENT WORKER .............= Nobody knows what he/she does

GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS ......= Able to B.S. a lot

GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS ......= Spends lots of time on phone

CAREER MINDED ..................= Back Stabber

AGGRESSIVE .....................= Obnoxious

HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES .......= Is tall or has a loud voice

AVERAGE EMPLOYEE ...............= Not too bright

EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED ...= Made no major blunders yet

ACTIVE SOCIALLY ................= Drinks a lot

FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY ......= Spouse drinks, too

QUICK THINKING .................= Offers plausible excuses

CAREFUL THINKER ................= Won’t make a decision

USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS ...= Gets someone else to do it

EXPRESSES HIMSELVES WELL ......= Speaks English

METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL .= A nit picker

EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT ...= Lucky

KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR ...........= Knows a lot of dirty jokes

LOYAL ..........................= Can’t get a job anywhere else