An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age

A CD was a bank Cash Credit account

Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file

If you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while!

Log on was adding wood to a fire

Hard drive was a long trip on the road

Cut - you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue

A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu!