Some more examples of the signs taken from actual instances seen overseas where the actual message of the signs has become victim to English translation.

In a Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the porter.

In Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of  different sex, for instance, men & women, live together in one tent unless they are married for that purpose.

An ad by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

A Russian chess book: A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.

In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for the ladies from their own skin.

On a box of a clockwork toy in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.

Detour sign in Kyushu, Japan: Stop---Drive sideways.