"Madam, you can win out top prize of million dollars instantly if you asnwer with a NO to my first question. Are you ready?

Blonde: YES, YES!

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How would you recognize Blonde in the classroom when she dyes her hair?
She would the only one who would erase his notebook when the teachers will wipe the blackboard.

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Titanic is sinking. Blonde claims she knows land is just 200 metres away. Trusting her an American jumps into the water.

American to Blonde: Which way is land?

Blonde: 200 metres downward .

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Once Blonde went to the eye-specialist.

Doctor to Blonde: What's your weight?

Blonde: 75 kgs with specs

Doctor: And without the specs?

Blonde: I don't know because I can't read without the specs.

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A Blonde won Rs 20 crore on a $ 20 lottery ticket.

The dealer gave her $ 11 million after deducting tax.

Blonde to dealer: Give me Rs 11 million or give me back my $ 20!