The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

The stomach expands to accommodate the amount of junk food available.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

Conscious is being aware of something; conscience is wishing you weren't.

The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your keys.

The trouble with doing right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was!

Those most opposed to working in committees are made chairmen.

To err is human. To admit it is a blunder.

To err is human. To blame it on someone else is even more human.

To err is human. To blame it on someone else is politics.

To err is human. To forgive is simply not company policy.