Once a dim witted man, John, sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation.

A few days later he got this reply:-"Dear Mr. John, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks"

John jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said "Friends, You would be glad to know that I have got a job in America. "Everyone was delighted. John continued...... "Now I would read out the letter for you.

Dear Mr. John,

You do not meet.(You meet us rarely)

Our requirement. (We require you)

Please do not send any further correspondence.(There is no need of any further correspondence)

No phone call.(or any phone call)

Shall be entertained.(You would be entertained)