John went to his friend’s house unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole room, so he said, "You can sleep on the floor in the living room, or you can sleep in the room with Baby."

John thought the sleeping with the baby would be a hassle as she may wet the bed during the night said that he would prefer the floor.

The next morning he went to the bathroom, and there he met a gorgeous young blonde.

"Hi," he said, "who are you?"

"I’m Baby, and who are you?"

"If you are the baby then I’m stupid," he said.