·                     Oops!

·                     That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been that drunk.

·                     Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

·                     Well this book doesn't say that... What edition is your manual?

·                     OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

·                     Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

·                     Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

·                     Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie

·                     If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week.

·                     Damn, there go the lights again...

·                     Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

·                     I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

·                     Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

·                     What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!

·                     What do you mean, he's not insured?

·                     This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

·                     Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

·                     I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice.

·                     Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"

·                     Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards?

·                     Of course I've performed this operation before, Nurse!