If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures.

Budget: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Failing organizations are usually over-managed and under-led.

I sit here all day trying to persuade people to do the things they ought to have sense enough to do without my persuading them.