TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

Here you have 2 cows, you sell one and buy a bull to multiply the herd. As the economy grows, you sell them and retire on the income.

REAL CAPITALISM

You would to have two cows; However the banker would not lend you money to buy cows since you don't have any cows to put up as collateral.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You had two cows, you sell one, and force the other one to produce the milk of four cows. You act surprised when the cow drops dead.

MICROSOFT

You have two cows. You make a deal with a Milk Plant to buy no one's milk but yours. Unable to sell milk in the market, the other cow owners sell butter. You give away butter to drive them out of business. Then you control milk plant you charge a royalty on every butter slice and grilled butter layered sandwich sold in the market.

ENRON OR WORLDCOM CAPITALISM

You have two cows and You sell three of them to you public listed company, using letters of credit opened by your wife’s brother, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated offer to get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for six cows.  The milk rights of the seven cows are transferred via an intermediary to a company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all eight cows back to the listed company. The annual report says the company owns nine cows and a bull, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.    The public buys remaining two bulls !!.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION (ENRON REMIX)  

You had two cows and you sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows to increase your share price on the stock market. You get Anderson to audit your business. You loose your business and the cows

INTERNET CAPITALISM You have twocows.com. You are sued for $200,000 by a company sporting a similar name claiming financial damage. You loose everything.

INDUSTRIALISM You have two cows. You dissect them both, and try to discover how to build
a milk-factory instead.

LAWYERISM You see two cows and note that their milk is not labeled "Contains lactose." You find five lactose-intolerant people, start a class action suit against the owner of the cows, the regional milk plant, the distributor and the retailer. You settle out of court for $ 100,000. Lactose intolerant milk drinkers get $100 each. You get the rest. You act surprised when the owner goes berserk and kills his cows. You act surprised when the milk plant, the distributor and the retailer

E-BAYISM 

You have "TWO COWS MINT RARE L@@K!!!!!!!".  Two people get into a bidding war to see who gets to overbid for the cows.  The winner takes 2 months to send you money, then gives you negative feedback when their milk doesn't pop out in half-gallon containers.