CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS
Wanted a wife, with tallied interests. Assets should
be in a working condition,not subject to depreciation.
Inventory to be valued at net realisable value,not
subject to historical cost.
Previous related party disclosures are highly
appreciated. Must be able to discount values & write
off long term losses in prospective husband material.

Kindly send ur portfolios if ur prepared to meet any
contingencies only!!!!

DOCTOR

Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria,
making me desirous of marriage. I'm looking for a girl
who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and
pills, is religious minded and keeps away from all
sins be it anasin, metasin or crosin. I promise to
be a good doctor with no side effects.Apply or reply.

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Wanted a Girl with a Lovely Look & Feel, Good GUI with

Security features(privileges only for the Specific
User
especially critical Functionalities). There must not
be any Critical or Medium Bug in her.Low Bugs can be
deferred But needs to B fixed by the Next Build. She
Must not be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT, USER FRIENDLY. We
are ready to Test the Application & CERTIFY the
product but we will assure it will never be released
to ANY OTHER Customer.

BEGGAR

Allah ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de,
Doosre ki nahi to apni hi de de,
Allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega,
Hillary hogi to Monika bhi dega

LAWYER

I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible
candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The
person whom I'm looking for should be strictly a girl.
The girl should be strictly a girl.
The girl should be willing to surrender to the service
and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objection
would be overruled and will not be sustained.

Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.

BANKER

Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me
with her service.

SHAYAR

Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai,
Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye,
Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi,
To yaaron ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi.


DRUNKER
wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a
soda factory. I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks
only when friends
come home. Friends come home only seven times a week.
Girl preffered will carry me from bar to ghar-bar.
Meet personally or send soda for trial.
Sample should be ample.

CAR MECHANIC

Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition.
Should be above average and must run the household at
a good average.